computers hate me (lives on!!!)

Subject:	from besthing.info
Time:	7:20 pm.

The Best Things Ever:

1. Having someone who completely understands you
2. Cows that actually say "Moo" when you "moo" at them.
3. Being able find the perfect, witty response to everything someone says to you
4. Finding other people's notes on the sidewalk
5. Finding out that the person you've had a crush on for a month has had a crush on you for three months
6. Snuggling, warm in bed, all day
7. Being outside at night when it's the perfect temperature
8. Finding out that every time you reach into your pocket, you find another $100 bill.
9. Discover that you can stop time at will
10. Being able to teleport anywhere you wanted just by willing yourself to
11. Being able to read minds...AND being awfully good looking.
12. Finding a lamp with a genie who offers you three wishes, and you CAN wish for more wishes.
13. The perfect comeback at exactly the right moment
14. Coming up with fast and witty comebacks, the kind Winston Churchill came up with when enormous women asked him stupid questions at parties.
15. Victory. Sweet Victory.
16. Two million dollars and ten cents.
17. Seeing that every car in your turn lane has their flashers in sync.
18. Having a Zepplin you could live in, in the sky. And it can be as big as you want, like a total floating castle. Zepplins rule.
19. The person you have been passionately in love with telling you that it's mutual
20. Discovering instant teleportaion and not telling anyone

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I don't know why that all makes me so sad.

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Subject:	note to self
Time:	8:30 pm.

when mom comes back from Philippines remember to ask her how to make:

a) pimento cheese (shit it's been a while...fuck that'll taste sooooo good)
b) cantelope juice
c) ground meat/potato/tomato spread thing on baked eggplant
d) coconut curry soup
e) mongo
....
...

ask for cookbook

hungry

also: http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/07/58-japan/ = hilarious and depressing (I am so white. So very, very white.)

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