computers hate me (lives on!!!)

Subject:	the rats all bow before me
Time:	11:23 am.

kristine and I on msn
discussing a recent co-op interview I had with the toronto transit system...

ana:
I hope so. I am looking forward to that free ttc pass and seeing inside the tunnels

kristine:
and being queen of rats or whatever?

ana:
hobos

kristine:
how many free passes do you get?

ana:
queen of the hobos

kristine:
...right, hobos

ana:
metropass serves as my employee id
so for however long I work

kristine:
but there are a lot of rats there too
the most i've seen on yonge is 5
it was kinda gross

ana:
they will be my minions
I shall communicate with them via the mind
they'll do my awesome bidding

kristine:
you're like a bird lady...except with rats
the picture is quite disturbing

ana:
HAHAHA
yesssssss
like the bird lady in mary poppins movie?

kristine:
yeah, and you can have your own song

ana:
asking people to give me money for scraps to feed the rats
yesssssss

kristine:
like in mary poppins, her song is "feed the birds, tuppins a pound"
yours would be..."feed the rats, give me some money. and not change, i want paper, people" or something like that

ana:
in exchange for crisp 20s I give old chicken parts and stale hotdog end bits

kristine:
....why?

ana:
to feed the rats!

kristine:
oh! i thought you'd give the people who donated those in exchange for the money
so essentially, they're feeding you, and you give the left overs to the rats
haha...you would be the queen rat if that's the case

ana:
yessssss!!!
the theme song would be awesome
and involve five rats flipping infront of me in an intricate gymnastic display before I burst into the room in a cloud of fumes and old metro papers

kristine:
now that...would be slightly wrong, but no less awesome

oh yeah. happy valentine's day :)
but really, on to more important information, my bday coming up soon. please give me ground beef. and taco seasoning

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